
Thug: So, who are you, man? SHIT! Kimble: I'm the party pooper. Kimble: Well, get out! Kissing Boy: Yes, sir. Kimble: Freeze! Kimble: Don't you know the building is on fire? Kissing Boy: We-we thought it was just another drill. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch? Kimble: It felt great.

Miss Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. Joseph: My dad is a gynecologist, and he looks at vaginas all day long. Tina and Rina: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine. Boy 4: My dad, um, is a psychologist.and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings. He doesn't have that much hair because.and he.his head is so big that he can't wear any hats. Emma: My dad works on computers, and he's, um, the boss of his company. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon. Lowell: My dad doesn't live with us anymore. then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad. Girl 2: My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money.then people use that money. Boy 1: My dad doesn't do anything since the crash. Girl 1: My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads. Kimble: What I meant was.you tell me.who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor at all. Joseph: Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina. Phoebe: It went that well, huh? Kimble: You take over tomorrow. Phoebe: John? Are you there? How did it go? Kimble: Go away. Girl: Can I pet him? Kimble: Sure, but one at a time, okay? Lowell: If he bites you, you get rabies and you die. Girl: What's a ferret? Kimble: That's a ferret. Boy: What happened to your dog? Kimble: This is not a dog. Lowell: Did they die? Miss Schlowski: No, Lowell. Lowell: Did she die? Miss Schlowski: No, Lowell, she went to see someone. Lisa: Where'd she go? Miss Schlowski: That doesn't matter. Hagley, had to go on an important trip for a few days. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. You've gotta handle this like any other police situation. Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess! Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet! Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess! Kimble: TAKE IT BACK! Emma: All right. Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet. How much trouble can they be? Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.

I've been working undercover for a long time. Phoebe: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive. Kimble: How do I look? Phoebe: Take off the gun. You're just going to stand there? Police officer 1: Freeze! Hairstylist: Jeez! Kimble: I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. Joseph: My dad's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long.ĭialogue Police officer 1: Drop the gun! Police officer 2: Yeah, that's right! Drop the gun! Kimble: Hey! I'm a police officer.That's where you're going, you son of a bitch!ĭominic Palmieri/Cullen Crisp, Jr.

is mine! HE'S MY BOY! You get your own goddamn family! Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in.

My name is John Kimble.and I love my car.
